whatever-lies-beyond-thismorning:
“THEY DID IT AGAIN
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bohemianrhapsodaisychains:

writing-prompt-s:

Anyone not married by age 25 gets a spouse assigned to them by the government. You are fine with that: most matches are a success and it’s less effort for you. But it’s your wedding day and you’ve just met your match. You cannot imagine how this was the person they chose for you…..!

… you’re walking down the aisle. It’s dark outside the chapel and your phone is dead. As you approach the altar, you see him- Shia LaBeouf.

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ophelions:
“ so last night i was inspired by personality quizzes like the archetype quiz and wanted to make one for my favorite genre, film noir! if you are interested in taking something like this, you can find it right here. i was able to take it...

ophelions:

so last night i was inspired by personality quizzes like the archetype quiz and wanted to make one for my favorite genre, film noir! if you are interested in taking something like this, you can find it right here. i was able to take it and, without aiming for it, got my desired result (the hard-boiled detective), but it is my first quiz so i apologize if the results are a little shaky!

for anyone wondering, the archetypes i chose are these:

the femme fatale: mysterious, self-destructive, charming, subversive

the hard-boiled detective: cynical, moralistic, brave, attentive

the well-intentioned officer: earnest, dedicated, welcoming, enthusiastic

the struggling artist: resilient, easily frustrated, daring, keen

the good woman: conventional, nurturing, nonthreatening, realistic, loyal

the diabolical mastermind: scheming, self-serving, charismatic, cerebral

if you could share this and tag your results i would be so interested!! 

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fieldbears:

kateceratops:

thatsthat24:

Hear his mighty roar.

this vine fixes everything

it does

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dezfez:

Bloodborne is a game where you the player can

  • anally fist a pig to death
  • break the laws of time and physics for fun and profit
  • punch a giant horse in the dick
  • wolf down an inter-dimensional alien being’s umbilical cord to quite literally fight the moon
  • fight a cult leader who wears a bird cage on his head and can’t be bothered to tie his shoes
  • have your head explode from literal singing brains
  • have your ass handed to you by the elderly on a regular basis
  • use a music box to set a wolfman on fire
  • fight an oversized blanket and question why it’s called a wetnurse
  • develop a Pavlovian response to bell ringing that automatically induces blind panic and rage
  • get murdered by a screaming angry baby
  • reenact the entire village section of resident evil 4 only now it’s actually menacing
  • kill an old man so he can help you later
  • literally have your only friend be a ball jointed doll
  • get invaded by Beyonce
  • fight a giant dog that is on fire
  • fight a giant dog that shoots electricity
  • learn to scream constantly at everything like every other enemy in this entire goddamn game
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honeygoblin:
““Little is known about the origins of this practice, although there is some unfounded speculation that it is loosely derived from or perhaps inspired by ancient Aegean notions about bees’ ability to bridge the natural world with the...

honeygoblin:

Little is known about the origins of this practice, although there is some unfounded speculation that it is loosely derived from or perhaps inspired by ancient Aegean notions about bees’ ability to bridge the natural world with the afterlife.

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mllemusketeer:

ohdionne:

Do you think people with LED headlights know that everyone hates them? Like…really hates them in an oddly personal way? Do you think they know?

especially the ones in big trucks

every single tiny car you’re behind really hates you

it doesn’t matter if you don’t have your high beams on

I’m sure you’re a lovely person, but my entire set of mirrors is BLINDING FUCKING LIGHT

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I think we’re forgetting the original magical boys

miscellaneousdementia:

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bpdiconnaruto:

bpdiconnaruto:

reblog if ur old enough to remember those fucking edits of all ur favorite characters styled like the old ipod ads as silhouettes with headphones

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these. by the thousands.

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magotrobbie:

“Pre-code Hollywood. For five sexy and fun-filled years - beginning in 1929, movies were glamorous, sophisticated and startlingly frank. Women dominated the box office. On screen they took lovers, had babies out of wedlock, explored their sexuality, got rid of cheating husbands, and held down professional positions without apologizing.” 
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